Category: Joke Board
Sing along to music without a cd player then shout out "Damn these batteries have gone again!"
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Discuss a violent crash on the same stretch of road last week with a very timid pensioner.
Make disturbing faces at a travel sick child.
Draw fellow passengers while keeping the pad close to your chest and giggle insultingly.
Suddenly stand up and yell "could you drop me off at the hospital right now! My tropical infectious rash has come back"
tear alternate pages out of a book and read only those with even numbers .
make "informed" and worried remarks about the state of the engine on a remote and steep stretch of road.
read out the article about a bus travelling serial killer who prays on anyone over 60 then smile smugly as your only 20+.
Hehehe Gob did you make these up? I like them. Caitlin
Yes I was bored and my mischievous mind is so tricksy then
cheers.smile
I seem to recall that I like to drink a nice hot cup of coffee on a long bus journey...along with a crumbly danish pastry I think hmmmm....Frey.
...on a long bus journey coming to the thot of WHY?!?! didn't I even Try to go to the bathroom before getting on board... Oh dear! *worried look* crosses legs, figits, goes into muscle cramps, about has a heart attack, ... ... ... FINALLY!!! Bathroom SWEET Bathroom ....R*E*L*I*E*F!!! *smile* CG here
LOL those were great!
Nice ones. Should try them out on my next school trip since "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" is getting kinda old.